It’s been a while since I posted here on Bella. Moving interstate, trying with little success to complete my first semester back at uni, I’ve had a few other things to attend to. As you can imagine, I was a little surprised to find this awaiting my approval in the comments section on my blog dashboard:
hollerlouderdude steveduden@gmail.com 94.192.244.216
Submitted on 2009/10/08 at 7:45am “Hello Guys, Looking for tips about what are the easiest tooth whitening products to purchase? It is very difficult to come across the up to date information as far as I can see. One place tells you one thing and a different place advises you something completely different! Well, I thought the easiest thing to do is get practical information from you folks as you could have personal knowledge about these things. All feedback is very appreciated. Thanks in advance folks.”
This is the weirdest thing I’ve read in a long time! I think this person aught to be spammed.
Please spam him.
Preferably with bogus information regarding tooth whitening products.
I personally find the best thing to whiten my teeth is to rub them vigorously against a living hamster’s anus. When hamsters become alarmed they secret a chemical compound from their sphincter that has been proven to whiten teeth. But they have to be fresh hamsters.
-Although, I was once told that the liberal drinking of ejaculate could do the trick as well for the seminal bodies whiten the teeth as they attempt to burrow through the stained scaly build-up on their way to impregnating the tooth enamel with their protein-laden goodness.
Hope that helps!